Which are you Team Care Bears or Team Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

During the end of the world or zombie infestation which team do you belong on? Take this quiz to find out which team is best suited for you and a long the way you may learn some interesting things about yourself.

  • Question of

    When trouble arises how do you react?

    • I ask myself “How did I contribute to this situation?” and “What steps can I take to change and/or improve it?”
    • I get agitated and find a way to get my frustration out.
    • I sleep. I know everything will be fine tomorrow.
  • Question of

    How do you eat or drink?

    • Without a microwave. I am screwed.
    • I destroy the food or drink utterly and as fast as possible.
    • I take my time and savor every second of the flavor experience.
  • Question of

    How loyal are you to your group?

    • I will leave you behind if you can’t keep up.
    • I will support the team even when I am scared s**tless!
    • I am a good ally to have, but anger me and I will crush you.
  • Question of

    Are you willing to eat human flesh?

    • No, Never
    • If others do it too and we have no choice.
    • Absolutely. I gotta do what I Gotta do.
  • Question of

    How will you resolve conflicts with others?

    • I answer every disagreement with my Machette
    • I try to put myself in other peoples shoes and find a common ground.
    • I will hug them
  • Question of

    How are you at handling criticism?

    • Observations from others will help us see without the filter of ego.
    • I will break down their argument by using self-referencing logic until it is verbally impossible to prove I was wrong.
    • I will embrace the advice of my group and use it to become better!
  • Question of

    Do your loved ones consider you warm and cuddly?

    • Yes
    • No
    • Your loved ones did last night
  • Question of

    Are you ok with camping and/or sleeping outside?

    • I need WiFi
    • I love it!
    • I am skilled at outdoor survival.
  • Question of

    Do you own any gas powered lawn equipment?

    • Yes
    • No
    • Harming Plants makes me feel deep sorrow inside where the sun can not reach.
  • Question of

    What is the first thing you did this morning when you woke up?

    • Grumble Negatively
    • Smile Positively
    • Sang A song
    • Cursed the fact that you woke up again
    • Checked the vermin traps for fresh bodies

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Written by newbren

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